in your 20s if you go to a place enough you just end up working there. one day all of a sudden you just have a mop in your hand and have to lock up when you leave
it’s called the bubonic plague because of the plague doctors’ humongous titties
boob-onic
the results are in from the World’s Best Kitten Contest (@WBKCofficial) and the winners are my cats
Heartbreaking! The worst person you know is really good at making friendship bracelets
Ianthe is // AlDente
Photo by @heykrashly
I found some bright yellow spotted armadillidium vulgare isopods in my yard and I think I’m gonna do it. I think I’m gonna get into the isopod game
Oh, worm?
I might have just asked my partner to move in with me*
*(a year from now)
I know people hate the taxonomic innacuracy of common use of the word “bug” but I will die on the hill that it is still a useful way to refer to small terrestrial arthropods plus things we think of as similar, and that that common use is no less correct in context than its use to refer to the order hemiptera.
something doesn’t have to be taxonomically coherent in order to be a useful grouping! like fish and trees! get over it!
don’t talk to me till my carapace hardens from my last molt 😭😭😂😂
is anything better than the smell of onions and garlic in a hot pan
Which embalming fluid looks the most delicious? (Names are from left to right)
Introfiant
Metasyn
Syncav
Jaundofiant
Metaflow
Plasdopake
Pls reblog if u vote :)
I was so dedicated to this meme that I went on the embalming fluid website to figure out the names of the chemicals that were too blurred to read
if they don’t drink the last of your weird grocery outlet sparkling waters immediately upon entering your house then are you even friends









